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Obligatory First Blog Post About Blog Posts

I have had blogs before.

I quit them after two posts.

Why I do this is because I have a very intense need to delete things that aren’t “up to muster”, and the nature of blogs — of the internet, in general — is to be conversational in tone.

I like my conversations buttressed by gobs of wordplay and philo-poetic musings.

But the internet just wants to read! The internet does not want to cringe into the ambiguous and unequivocal! That causes eyestrain! The internet wants chatter!

Okay, internet, I will give you my chatter.

And I will do what I can not to trim this blog down to a sorry shrub of aphorisms.