I have had blogs before.
I quit them after two posts.
Why I do this is because I have a very intense need to delete things that aren’t “up to muster”, and the nature of blogs — of the internet, in general — is to be conversational in tone.
I like my conversations buttressed by gobs of wordplay and philo-poetic musings.
But the internet just wants to read! The internet does not want to cringe into the ambiguous and unequivocal! That causes eyestrain! The internet wants chatter!
Okay, internet, I will give you my chatter.
And I will do what I can not to trim this blog down to a sorry shrub of aphorisms.