Day Two of The MayDayChallenge finds us visiting the baristas at The Raindrop Cafe, who got something to tell us:
- fair trade, shade grown
- fair trade shade grown
roasted 3 blocks from your home
shipped in sacks from africa
hispanic lands and sumatra
each cup is crafted expertly
all our milk is hormone free
or if you dont take to dairy
we also offer milk from beans
- fair trade, shade grown
& for your dog a biscuit bone
our flavored syrups ultra pure
evaporated cane sugar
and if you’d like a pastry
we buy ours from french bakeries
except for these delicious pies
they’re made by this one bearded guy
- fair trade, shade grown
our cafe, your second home
and if you must use your cell phone
kindly use conversive tones
we offer high speed internet
(don’t use it for your bit torrent)
yes we compost & recycle
as marked on these receptacles
- fair trade, shade grown
succulent, velvety foam
we’ll top your late with a heart
of if you like some abstract art
we’re here before the sun is up
especially to fill your cup
and if you’d prefer the decaf
we promise you we will not laugh…
This is a part of my Over The Top Non-Stop Stop Action Non-Toxic Sock Poppet Rock Opera.
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